I think that if I was a smoker I would be the most polite smoker there was because I would want to be a “good smoker” to prove that not all smokers are jerks. I’d exhale above me and put my used cigarettes into a case a la Solid Snake in Metal Gear Solid 4.

However, the people smoking on the sidewalk the other day weren’t smokers like that, and the woman who was blowing smoke right into our path passive aggressively said this when Anna coughed slightly.