Yesterday morning I was walking to work from my deli when I saw this tall woman who it’s a pretty safe bet to say was a model or aspiring model. She had those legs that make you wonder how on earth there’s enough muscle to hold up the rest of her body (which granted was disgustingly skinny). It reminds me of when my older sister used to tease me as a kid saying that her arms were as thick as my legs, except this woman’s legs were as thick as my arms and she’s an adult!

Yes, on the spot I thought of this cannibal apocalypse scenario. I then discovered that my cell phone’s dictionary does not have the word “cannibal” in it. I think it has the word “apocalypse” in it only because I entered it in a previous memo I had written.