I was in Chinatown yesterday when I witnessed a little rear ender. It wasn’t a serious accident, the most interesting thing that happened was that one of their license plates fell off. I was in a hurry to go somewhere, but even if I wasn’t I wouldn’t have stopped to watch like everyone else in a two block radius was quick to do. Really, after the collision the show is pretty much over. Unless you have some morbid hope that the two drivers will get angry at each other and start fighting, what’s the point in stopping to watch?

Note to self, Google Image Searching “car crash” is fine, Google Image Searching “rear ender” not so much. (NOT SAFE FOR WORK).