Special thanks to my friend Z for this one. I was having a conversation, but somehow it got to making fun of religious people and the sorts of annoying questions we would’ve asked them if we had to go to Sunday school growing up or something similar. Oh wait, it was a conversation where we were talking about Santa Claus actually. Because we were thinking of how they say you have to be good because Santa is always watching you, so we realized it sounded very creepy if Santa watched us while we were naked too. It’s just a natural transition to God or Jesus when you’re talking about that sort of omniscience.


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