I think I did this one day on a weekend because I was so into my routine, the punchline is just added in since the character was unemployed at this point. I have a very set morning routine. I imagine if someone were to try to assassinate me it would be very easy because I have a routine that makes it easy to map out where I’m going to be at a specific moment and time during the day. Falling into a routine thinking it’s a weekday can be a great thing (assuming you don’t get as far as leaving the apartment). Either because you’re already awake and have time to do things you otherwise wouldn’t have done because you slept in. Or realizing you’re still tired and can go back to sleep guilt free.