Kick in the Head

There was a time when I went down all stairways by skipping steps. Lately though I end up staring at the wrong steps and suddenly fall off balance and have to catch myself. When there are enough steps your eyes can kind of zone out which is when that happens. Anna seems to have no trouble doing this at all so she beats me down the stairs all the time.

I know I’ve done a comic on this subject, but it just happens so often! Why is that it seems like only at night do women walk on the sidewalk my apartment is nearby? And they always walk sooooooo much slower than me. I still picture from their perspective a big dark shadow looming over them if I tried to pass so I end up crossing the street or walking reeeeeeeeeaaaally slowly.

It’s a nice thing walking fast. You get to places faster, and there’s less chance you’ll have dark ominous shadows passing you on the street!