Was on a pretty crowded 6 train when some tourists got on the train. This woman did in fact wonder to herself if the subway had a weight limit. I imagine if there were a weight limit that could be reached via humans piled onto the train you’d have to be above ground and have [...]
Yesterday morning a guy forgot his left over Dunkin Donuts fruit shake thingy. It seemed to be handling the starting and stopping of the subway just fine, but still part of me just couldn’t leave it there even though I’ve been fine doing nothing before in the past.
As soon as I picked it up I [...]
I’ll admit it, I think I can count on one hand the number of times that I’ve passed from one subway car to the next while it was in motion. Earlier this week I walked between subway cars to get away from some horrible B.O. I didn’t get a ticket though unlike a friend of [...]
Why yes, I do think this is a pretty good approximation of what teenagers talk like.
Whenever I’m on the subway and a large group of teenagers get on I know that as soon as the subway starts moving they’re going to have a big reaction as if it’s the first time they’ve ever rid the [...]
If you couldn’t guess, this is the same girl I did a comic about earlier who seemed more upset her ex-boyfriend unfriended her on facebook than the fact that he broke up with her. This was while we were in Boston for PAX East. She wanted to transfer at Park Street because she could get [...]
While I was in Boston for PAX East I overheard this group of teenagers (at least I think they were teenagers, I think once I’m old enough everyone college age and under I’m just going to refer to as teenagers). This girl said just this, that her boyfriend broke up with me and she was [...]
It’s always funny to me when they have subway announcers read things that I’m used to hearing the automated announcer reading on the newer subway trains. The difference being that sometimes it’s a little bit different.
This particular announcer adds “.com” to the end of the MTA info URL which doesn’t take you to the site. [...]
I do this fairly often in the subway or when I’m taking cat naps at home. It usually freaks out the people around me. It’s not like a sudden thing happening in a dream or anything I’ll just suddenly BOLT out of sleep. It’s kind of embarrassing because I know how hilarious it must look [...]
We’ve been trying to “finish” our apartment for a while now. One thing that has been holding us back is our inability to get this IKEA TV stand. Since we have a fair amount of media playing devices we’ve been wanting to replace our old TV stand. This particular stand we saw during Xmas vacation [...]
I’ve already done several pee smell ones including the one incorporating the molecules bit Elijah Wood had from “The Ice Storm” so thought I’d simplify this one. Seriously though, do you ever want to touch anything when the car is so saturated and you can’t find the apparent source?










