Let it be known that one way that Odwalla wants you to know that their drinks are made from fresh ingredients with no preservatives is that they are classified “extremely perishable.”
At Pax Anna and I pretty much skimped on breakfast and lunch because there’s just so much to do there that we don’t want to [...]
Sorry for the late comic. Anna and I got back to JFK from PAX around 6:30 AM on Monday so by the time we got home we pretty much couldn’t do anything but nap. After that I made lunch and met some friends to watch the “West Indian American Day Parade” from a rooftop.
PAX was [...]
The guys at Best Buy always have to check your receipt on the way out. This I understand, but the guy at the door also does a little squiggle mark with his pen once they’ve checked it. I’m convinced this is just superfluous pen signage that is only there because it makes it feel more [...]
I always wait a really long time to upgrade anything be it my apartment, computer or cell phone. I wait so long in fact that by the time I’m ready, the the things that I want are so laughably simplistic that anything past that is suddenly super amazing awesome to me. I lived in my [...]
I haven’t bought Ritz crackers in a while, but it’s one of the few low sodium products that I’ll buy because regular is just too darn salty. The current box says “Hint of Salt: A Low Sodium Choice.” I can see the brand meetings with survey data indicating not that many people actually know what [...]
You’d think that English was my second language, but I really do this whenever I have to ask someone in a store for help. It’s especially when I have to wait for a period of time that allows me to go through all the permutations of how to ask this one simple question and consider [...]
We’ve been trying to “finish” our apartment for a while now. One thing that has been holding us back is our inability to get this IKEA TV stand. Since we have a fair amount of media playing devices we’ve been wanting to replace our old TV stand. This particular stand we saw during Xmas vacation [...]
Turns out when I was looking in their exact location I still didn’t see them. I think because I was looking for a different type of container for toothpicks. Still, I went through the entire supermarket trying to find the logical place for toothpicks. Finally I asked someone, and they didn’t know at first. They [...]
If I were a Math teacher and a student asked me why is Math important to learn, I’d use this as one of my examples.
Whenever I buy medicine now I think of Seinfeld because of the scene where him and George are comparing ingredients in two different medicines. We did this when buying medicine, do [...]
This strip would work better if my character was actually Asian like me. I think it’s far less likely for someone with that much facial hair to be mistaken to be 18 or under than someone like me. Still though, either this person was a bad judge of age or my Asian genes take more [...]










