Back from Otakon. Note to self, when going away for a convention I should do the comic for the day I get back so I don’t have to if I get home really late. Also, don’t EVER take the bus back from Otakon again. My friends and I weren’t sure if we were going to get on a bus last night, but ended up getting one between 8:00 and 9:00. Or was it later? I don’t even remember, it was exceedingly unpleasant. Possibly the worst it’s ever been getting back from Otakon. And yes there was a dead roach when I got home, but it was in my tub.
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You know you’re a bachelor when you’ve stopped closing the bathroom door when you’re the only one there.
Aside from the conversation, this happened to me a week or so ago. I was on the can when I looked over to my kitchen when I saw a giant roach on its back flailing for its life. I just looked at it for a few moments, but decided not to leave anything to chance and got up and smashed it to pieces (you can never be too cautious). Of course, I thought of this comic idea before then and didn’t get around to it until today.
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1000 Comics. I’m glad that I was paying close enough attention to mark this one since I missed my 500th. I was going to show a wider range of comics, but I realize it didn’t actually take that long to get the character more or less where he is now. Drawings still look weird to me even only a year back, but they’re still close enough that it’s not worth juxtaposing. I like looking at how different the drawings are because to me that gives me a bigger sense of accomplishment than this being my 1000th comic.
For another page from the past check out the cached homepage at archive.org in all its Comic Sans glory!
As for what the future holds I still don’t know how much longer I’m going to go on. My biggest fear is not realizing when the comic has lots its steam, and subjecting people to lots of old formulaic comics where I’m really just repeating myself all the time. I’m always saying that I’m running out of ideas, and despite momentary bursts of inspiration, it’s increasingly hard to come up with new ideas or new ways of seeing old ideas every weekday.
I still have a bunch of ideas for where the site can go from here. I still haven’t abandoned the idea of opening a Cafepress store or joining some other website for T-shirts, and other useless little things you can buy with the character’s face on it. Part of it is laziness, the other part is I have no sense of design for such things.
I say in my About page that the most important thing about this comic is that it keeps me creative for at least a few minutes a day, and this still holds true for me. At this point in my life this site is the most extensive creative endeavor I’ve ever undertaken, and certainly the thing I’m most proud of.
So thank you all for continuing to read my comic, it feels great to see that the number of readers has roughly tripled in the past year and a half. As always I hope I’ll continue to be able to write an entertaining comic for however long the comic goes on for. If you get the time send me an email with any comments or feedback. Every small note or comment is very much welcome and appreciated.
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I actually did clean my apartment pretty thoroughly this weekend. I haven’t done a good cleaning in quite some time. I still have giant piles of DVDs sitting around my apartment because aside from my TV stand and its inefficient shelf space I don’t have another shelf for my DVDs. Partially because I don’t know where I would put one, but mostly out of sheer laziness. My desk is usually the messiest because that’s where random bits of mail and giant piles of DVDRs and CDRs sit around for months on end, and it tends to be the last thing I get to so by then I’ve run out of momentum.
So I did all my dishes, put away my recycling and even scrubbed my tub which was getting kind of discolored. Plus I think my drain was a little clogged so I dumped some Liquid Plumber down it. Actually scrubbing my tub was pretty gross because I was running the water, but the water didn’t drain fast enough so then I had all this gunk floating around in the water. So then I got out of the tub, let it drain, run the water more and then finished off. My bathroom is really dusty for some reason, I don’t know where it comes from, but the rim of my tub will get dust on it almost every single day. Plus I had a lot of stray hair around too.
If you’re not disgusted yet then read this paragraph. I have this long hallway at the entrance of my apartment (I’ve lined the walls with movie posters and wall scrolls, sort of a mini gallery) and this hallway seldom gets cleaned because I’m only in there when I leave and come home. Plus there’s a closet in there so that’ll be the other reason. So since I’m not there often I just assumed it could only really get dusty in there from me treading all over with my dirty boots. I got out my swiffer and ran it along the hall. I think I collected enough hair to make a wig for that girl from The Grudge. Plus I found a dead roach.
So yes, apartment is mostly clean. Dead pests have been smashed and thrown away, computer space has been freed up, DVDRs and CDRs are safely put away in organized CD wallets, tub is clean and all’s well in the world. Except for my lack of a DVD shelf, I’m working on that. Oh, and I have a mirror I haven’t mounted on my door yet.
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I realize now that I’m not exactly encouraging any visits from my friends with all these roach related strips. I was in the bathroom when I felt one brush under my foot. Exterminator? Yeah, sounds good right about now.
It’s funny how the comic ideas evolve from their initial conception. This one started because I thought it’d be funny for him to be holding a meeting with the roaches that inhabit his apartment. I was thinking up all these funny ground rules he could set for both sides. Then I realized if he actually had the power to get the assembly going there’s no way in hell he wouldn’t just squish them.
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Can someone explain to me the logic of putting an online customer on a snail mailing list? Actually don’t answer that, because I know that if you give any company your address they’re probably going to send you something. Seriously though, this monstrosity I got in my mail is almost 700 pages long!!! (686 according to the page numbers) What the hell is wrong with these people??? I thought I had myself taken off of B&H’s maililng list when I went on my mailing list cancelling spree. Too bad there isn’t a recycling bin right next to our mail boxes like they had at the NYU dorms.
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I try never to repeat joke subjects one after the other but I decided to make an exception here. I got home and stepped into my kitchen to get something to drink and I felt my foot graze something. Yup, half-dead roach writhing belly up on my floor. Antennae and legs were still twitching and everything.
A friend of mine is telling me I have to do something about it because this appears to be a real infestation since I’ve had so many lately. Though I don’t know what I’d do because every time I see them they’re at least half dead so can I really ask for that much more? Only way it could be better is if they didn’t use my floor for their final burial ground. I think I’m fine with it for now, as long as they’re mostly immobile by the time I see them I’ll all right with it.
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This is what I come home to find after a weekend away from my apartment. Let it be said that after cleaning up a dead roach there certainly shouldn’t be smear marks like there now are on the bottom of my tub by the drain. Still not sure if it’s blood or poop, I’m guessing blood but I have no basis for comparison. Not that I’m hoping for any basis for comparison in the near or distant future.
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I have a mouse that likes to visit my apartment occasionally, so I set out the glue traps I found that the previous tenant left behind. So far I’ve caught a pill bug and a roach. The roach was still moving when I saw that it’s hind legs were caught in the glue so I got a bunch of paper towels to kill it and throw it away. Of course, it being a roach it wasn’t shmushed after my first initial attempt and almost got away.
Then I mushed it against the glue trap catching its head in it but then the rest of it came off. I decided at that moment to not test the thing I heard from the X-Files episode about how a decapitated roach will continue to move around until it dies of starvation.
Glue traps are pretty nasty. When I was little I remember reaching underneath places in my house unbeknownst that there was a glue trap there and getting it on my hand. I also remember one time finding one that actually had a mouse on it. I had no idea what to do so I took the trap and just threw it outside to the backyard. I have a friend who thinks that the rats in their apartment physically stole the glue traps because they just disappeared.
If these don’t work I’ll get some real mousetraps that might be more effective but no less horrifying to use.
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I thought in honor of the two dead roaches I found on my floor this weekend I’d revisit some old territory (special thanks to Mac OS 10.4 for making it disgustingly easy/scary to find the date of that old strip in mere moments). Seriously, Spotlight searches through the content of the text layers in my Photoshop documents. There were two roaches, one last night and one this morning in separate parts of my apartment completely belly up. I noticed one was moving its legs slightly, though each were both met with the same smackdown of my paper towels. These were the huge two inchers too, roaches in my apartment don’t mess around.
Originally for this strip I had him pull out a gun and blow it to hell, but after I drew it I knew it was a bad idea. Guns are bad. Unless of course they’re being dual-wielded by Chow Yun-Fat against major bad guys.
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