Before I saw the menu for this new takeout place I had no idea there was any religious thing revolving around not consuming insects. I found this article about how the Torah prohibits the consumption of insects which means there are people who must go through great pains to clean lettuce and other vegetables so [...]
There’s not enough alcohol in the world that would get me to do something as horrible as this. I imagine the taste would be as bad if not horribly worse than the morning after a night out that did not end with brushing your teeth before going to bed.
At my last job three years ago I used to eat penne vodka for takeout during overtime hours all the time. I haven’t made much italian food before, but figured I’d give it a whirl.
I burned my hand a bit when I was making vodka sauce for the first time this past weekend. The heat [...]
I’m not counted amongst the unfortunate few who have seen someone on the train sleeping/urinating (though I’ve heard stories). I was however privy to this person who was one of the most disgusting people I’ve seen on the subway. This guy is the first person I’ve ever seen who spit on THE DOOR. He was [...]
There are times I regret having such tunnel vision as I walk down the street. This is not one of those times. My girlfriend was not so lucky and saw this unfortunate scene as we were walking south of The Container Store on 6th Avenue. If people will use public phones (which have nothing to [...]
Ages ago I brought my own metal spoon to work for when I’m eating lunch I bring to work. At some point it mysteriously vanished. So I brought another spoon and a day or two afterwards found it in the sink meaning someone else was using it. Is it naive of me to think that [...]
Few words can describe the horror upon opening that microwave. I hate wasting food, but the idea that food that I made had to be wasted and die a horribly smelly smelly death is even worse.










