When I’m preparing to go out of town and when I get back from out of town I eat terribly. Before, I know that if I cook on my usual cooking day then I’ll have leftovers that will stay in my fridge through the weekend that I won’t want to eat afterwards. So I just eat out. Then when I’m back I’m usually tired and burned out so I still eat out. I think of all sorts of excuses for it. Yes, when I was away I did have pizza and yes it was not good. The crust was all soft and stuff. I needed some crust with crunch and some good mushrooms. Granted I can’t get good mushrooms everywhere, but the place nearby my apartment has pretty good mushrooms so that’s where I ate once I got back.
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I went away over the weekend. Not thinking about how having an expired driver’s license when flying was my first mistake. I think I was still in the mode of using my license only as proof of my age, and it’s not like that expires. When I was flying out of Newark with my expired driver’s license I didn’t have any trouble. But on the way back I was put in a separate line where they frisked me and checked everything inside my bag. Of course I didn’t have any trouble but it still felt kind of weird.
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It’s true, I’m out of ideas right now (or as I wrote this one) because when I run out of ideas I do fart jokes! This is a lack of continuity strip because as soon as I finished it I realized it was completely out of character since he always tries to cover up his flatulence. This is a tribute to one of my best friends. Whether or not this aspect of his personality needs a tribute is debatable. Anyway, he can be a pretty serious person at times, but he finds bodily functions hilarious. I said to him once that he could amuse himself if he was locked in a closet. Turns out though that he only finds them funny when inflicted upon other people. Actually that sounds too sinister, it’s just the fact that someone else was around for it he finds hilarious, but if it happens when he’s by himself it’s not funny at all.
Now I’m asking myself why in the hell did I ever do this strip?
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This is a lack of continuity strip because there’s no way in hell this character would be taking a car service either on his own, or because of his job, he’s just tech support.
Where I work I get to take a car service home if it’s late enough, if they’re very busy they have to call you back to tell you when your car will arrive. Sometimes it’s a person telling you when the car is coming, but the other time it’s an automated system with a computer pronouncing your name and telling you what your car number is and when the car is arriving. Then it asks you to press one if that’s correct. Of course I just hit one, but who the hell designed this system? We want the customer to confirm the car they ordered is number 63 and that it’ll be there in 8 minutes? I wish I had that kind of control, but I have a feeling it’s more up to them.
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So I went up to Boston last weekend and after having bagels from two different places there’s no way I was going to let this one go by. I went to a Starbucks with a friend one morning and he got a “bagel.” It was indeed, round bread that was also kind of firm. It was crumbly and it was definitely not a bagel. Bruegger’s Bagels I used to eat all the time when I was in Boston, and they fared much better than Starbucks. Still though, on a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being that Starbucks bagel, 10 being Terrace Bagels) the Brueggers was maybe a five or so.
The explanation I gave to my sister about why the bagel still wasn’t that good went roughly like this: “A bagel has certain things that make it a real bagel. First, it needs to be lightly crispy on the outside, but not so much that it’s hard for your teeth to go through. There should be just enough resistance that there’s a crisp sound, but can then go all the way through. The middle part should be chewy, but not in a crumbly bread way, it needs to have elasticity so that it’s kind of malleable in your mouth. The only reason this bagel [Brugger's Bagel] is crispy is because you just toasted it, not because it’s a well baked bagel.”
So there it is. The deli bagel I had when I came back was so much better, but of course that was still only a deli bagel. When my sister and her husband come to New York again I’m gonna show them what bagels really are.
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I’m glad I never got this question when I was on a job interview because as you can guess I hate it with a fiery burning passion. Reason of course being that I never have an answer for it. I don’t plan my life much further ahead than a few months at most, and that’s only in terms of vacation plans or conventions I want to go to.
Though I’ve been thinking about it more and more because lately I’ve felt a stuck, and not entirely sure of what my ambitions are at this point in my life. I still enjoy doing the comic, and it would be great if I could keep the momentum up like I have been the past couple years. I just need some other project outside of my job to work on, because I’m starting to think the job I’m at isn’t something I want to build a career on.
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This is my attempt to beat to the punch any friends of mine who didn’t know that my birthday is today. I know full well that I have friends who don’t know my birthday just as I don’t know a lot of my friend’s birthdays (especially the Summer ones since I never celebrated them during the school year in college. They know who they are). I usually feel like if I bring it up I’m fishing for something, and that makes me feel uncomfortable.
I was having this conversation with a friend about the idea of planning your own birthday and rangling all your friends together. Their argument for it was that even if it seems self absorbed on one level, most people plan their own birthdays and invite all their friends to celebrate. I genuinely hate planning things like that so I choose not to put myself through it. I don’t expect friends to feel bad or for them to feel obligated to do anything special for me so I don’t make a big deal about it.
Then there’s the argument that it’s not just about doing something for yourself, that it’s for the friends who want to celebrate your birthday and that by denying them that it could be considered even more selfish. Whatever, it’s my birthday and I have the right to do whatever I want.
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It seems that whenever I come up with an idea to mix the comic up a little bit like the “Convenient Lack of Continuity” I do it once and never do it again. This is a lack of continuity because he doesn’t know anyone that he would be giving a mix CD to, and he looks exactly the same in each decade so don’t bother pointing that out to me.
It seems that modern technology serves to take away a lot of things that could before be considered extremely thoughtful, but have since diminished in strength. The problem is that effort is usually associated with thoughtfulness so if you messed up three blank tapes just to get a perfect mix tape then it seems that much more special. But if you took MP3s and simply them into a new playlist, put them in the right order, and hit “burn” somehow that’s a little less romantic.
Though the counterpoint being that if a person does something that’s more old school, it will seem more thoughtful than ever since modern technology offered an easy way to reach the same means. For example, sending postcards to a significant other while away on another continent would seem like quite a novelty in this day and age. Problem being that we’re so obsessed with instant gratification when it comes to communication that it seems almost stupid to do something like that.
Yup, the days of the mix tape are really dead and gone, so we have to come up with new and creative ways to give music to friends guys or girls we might be interested in. CDs are still a viable option, but when you know the other person always uses an MP3 player it just seems more practical to give a playlist of MP3s. One thing I did once was to give a mix CD with no track names on it so when the person ripped it to their iPod it was just a generic list of track numbers, and then later on once the surprise was over gave them a track list. This is why giving mix CDs to non-anime watching (gasp!) friends is advantageous because the odds they’ve heard any anime music you might give them are pretty much nil.
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There was a huge gap in the strips here because I went to Taiwan to see my family. On the way there were a few crying babies and I had this moment of inspiration.
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