The other day I saw that a tanning salon had a sign on their window that said “No contract required!” I always thought of tanning salons being something people only did every now and then but apparently a lot of places require that you COMMIT to be tan for what could be two years!! This is just based off of a quick Google search, so they might not all be like that.

So is that why I see there are people out there who look ridiculous during the Winter with their fake tan?

In San Diego it seems especially absurd. Since living here I’ve gained a tan through positively no concerted effort. If anything I’ve been MORE of an indoors person since I moved here.