One thing about living anywhere but NYC is that there’re a lot more car crashes on the news. Whenever I hear the news that there was a five car pile up it’s ridiculous that I think “Well of course there was.” The reason being that gridlock exists here, except when there’s gridlock everyone is still going 70 mph (112 kph). Seriously, the distance that people drive from each other here is as if they’re not going those speeds. Minimum stopping distance is apparently not a thing.

Driving… yay.