There are events that are far far out of my league in the Olympics. There are vents far far far far out of my league and then there’s the men’s high bar for gymnastics. In the interest of keeping things somewhat family friendly let me just say that watching this event makes me go HOLY #*&%@*&%#&$%#&@#!!!

I wish these guys were in movies more or became stuntmen. We’d get more awesome stuff like the tumbling in Hellboy 2. I would approve of more of this happening.