You know what? I don’t even have to explain this because someone was crazy enough to upload this exact instance of “Fox 5 San Diego Dance Party Friday.” Apparently it’s the YouTube channel of the guy who DJs this fiasco. What I don’t understand is why would you show this off? It’s not like he does anything except play one song.

This morning news show is what would happen if you gave a bunch of high school students a show and also their brains were incapable of maturing past their teens.