Thank you Fox 5 local news for reporting on this groundbreaking discovery. Thank you for spending money hiring a scientist to analyze this disgusting water. I’m sure it was worth his time and that he had nothing better to do.

Also thanks for testing the surface of the counter they put your coffee order on at Starbucks. For their next news story they should test how much urine you’re technically ingesting whenever you smell a stinky subway hallway that a homeless person has peed in.