Last night when it was very late it was extremely quiet in my apartment. I heard a lot of scratching coming from my door, but realized that it was my neighbor or something outside of my door. Then I realized I heard a scratching behind me and there was a roach by a suitcase. Some loose junk mail, a swift lunge and a good pounding and all was right with the world again.

I realize I’m making the prospect of visiting my place less attractive to my friends with each comic, but I swear we keep the place very clean!

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