Last night when it was very late it was extremely quiet in my apartment. I heard a lot of scratching coming from my door, but realized that it was my neighbor or something outside of my door. Then I realized I heard a scratching behind me and there was a roach by a suitcase. Some loose junk mail, a swift lunge and a good pounding and all was right with the world again.
I realize I’m making the prospect of visiting my place less attractive to my friends with each comic, but I swear we keep the place very clean!


Roaches in fall-winter season? One of the few good things about cold weather was no roaches around…
Yeah, they’re supposed to be chilling out (no pun intended) around now right? Oh well, don’t wanna lose my roach killing reflexes