We were walking down Bleecker street past the theater at Lafayette where there’s a play about the Deep Throat controversy. Outside the theater there was one solitary man with a sign that said “GOD HATES PORN.” Someone I know was told during their pre-marriage counseling “God doesn’t just watch people have sex, he participates.” O_O

I was raised with no religion whatsoever so it’s fun to take a practical viewpoint on things related to God. First of all, if I believed in the Christian God then I would believe that they are all perfect, and wouldn’t have human characteristics which would mean that they wouldn’t be affected by human things like emotion.

Taking that idea of a “perfect” God, that EVERYTHING about them is perfect. Therefore if God were to appear he would have perfect hair, perfect fashion, perfect beard?, perfect legs, perfect smell and perfect everything. How can fashion be perfect? I don’t know, but it would be perfect.

More to the point of this comic, God is supposed to be all seeing which means he sees everything going on in the entire universe during every moment of the day including all of us naked. He can’t unlook or close his eyes because he sees everything. Yup, God watches a lot of porn. All of it in fact. All of it that ever was and ever will be, he’s seen it all. He has seen every single sexual act that has ever happened to anyone or anything. In that case it would be best for him to not have human characteristics because that could really mess someone up.

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