Actually it was a little bit worse because I didn’t have my glasses on during this ordeal which mean all I could see was this big black blurry spot in my vision. Fortunately there aren’t any cracks that it could escape to so as I clumsily followed it around the bathroom lifting up the laundry basket and wastebasket it didn’t manage to escape. I wadded up a big thing of toilet paper only to realize that it might not have the crushing power that I needed to take it out.

To be continued!