I was at the post office basically after they opened. We had to fill out some labels so we weren’t first in line, probably fourth. There was a couple who was buying stamps for their wedding invitations. I have no idea how long she actually spent deliberating on which stamps to buy but it certainly felt like at least fifteen minutes. I just wanted to rush up and whack them against the bulletproof glass. It was excruciatingly painful to watch, and I could tell the other people in line were also none too pleased. They had of course only two booths open so this tied up the one for a very long time. As usual, I was done with my transaction in less than five minutes.