Can I really be blamed for what my brain does while it’s asleep?

I pretty much just remembered that in my dream there was some kind of threat possibly alien and that I remember being thrilled that I could help because sometimes I can be very gassy. I think also in my dream I was trying to find a friend of mine to help out.

I also blame Jhonen Vasquez for the Invader Zim episode where Zim becomes a Howard Hughes type germaphobe.