If I’m not mistaken today is the first day of school. My new apartment is right next door to a middle school which means at 8:00 AM I hear kids playing basketball outside my building and yes, one kid seems to enjoy constantly yelling “OH MY GOD!!!” I have no idea what the hell could be so exciting that he keeps doing it, but I’ve reached the point where I recognize his voice no matter what he’s yelling out. After the first initial shift of kids then some more show up close to 9:00 AM or so. The other thing I get to hear is the very intimidating sounding teacher who does the countdown before the kids have to be indoors. Well, until next Summer or until it’s too cold to play basketball I guess I have a third alarm clock. Except this one I have to for it to turn off on its own.