Seriously guys, jankiest cell phone dictionary ever. I swear the thing was programmed by a teenager’s vocabulary. I know I’ve mentioned it before that “L8er” (Later) is in this dictionary along with ROTFLMAO (“Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off” this note directed towards my family who are unfamiliar with chatspeak). Some other words like “bastard” aren’t in there but “asparagus” is the latest and greatest failure of this phone’s dictionary. Seriously?