We were at the food market we get veggies from when she saw these two guys eyeing the energy bars. I didn’t know what they were looking at, but I heard the guy say that he’d have to do 20 pushups if he ate it. My girlfriend told me later that they were looking at the energy bars.

Okay first of all, who the heck looks at energy bars thinking of how good they’ll taste. And second of all how many calories would 20 pushups burn?? If pushups burned that many calories then we’d probably a society of bad eaters with lots of upper body strength.