Well, if you have leftover champagne.

I resolve to get an apartment better than my current apartment. Not too hard considering it’s an apartment where it looks like there’re six layers of paint on the walls (to the point my bathroom door and medicine cabinet don’t close), I have a tiny college dorm looking fridge, kitchen with shelves with no cupboard doors, shoddy counter and floors that creak when a cat walks over them. Washer and dryer in the basement though.