Yes I realize this isn’t really how identity theft works, but I felt like going for the meta joke because I haven’t done that in a while. I got a brochure in the mail on Wednesday from the Post Office about identity theft. I recently got a shredder when I happened to be at Bed Bath & Beyond. I hadn’t realized that consumer shredders could do cross-cut shredding now. Shredding stuff is fuuuuuun. I wish I could see one of those corporate ones I’ve heard about which basically powderize the paper since there are machines that can put together even cross-cut shredded documents. Plus it makes it easier to recycle paper.