It’s getting sort of difficult (and will get increasingly difficult) to do proper anti-Valentine’s Day comics. For that matter coming up with what to do the day of will probably be the same. I wish that it would actually be hard to get a ticket for something like Rambo on Valentine’s Day because of the singles (or couples) having ironic Valentine’s Day dates. If there were any place where that were the case I would believe it to be New York.

I’m trying to remember if I’ve actually gone to a movie on Valentine’s Day like my comic character does, but I don’t know that I have. I think the tradition is to watch a movie at home which doesn’t fit the mood. If you’re reading this at night I’m probably watching kung fu movies.