I kid you not. I was in line at my usual deli and a guy had already ordered a sausage, egg and cheese on wheat toast. Then he thought about it a bit and asked for cream cheese and jelly too. I couldn’t believe that this was happening. Suddenly I started wondering if this was something people do but I’d just never heard of it. I’ve seen people get bagels with cream cheese and jelly before, but never cream cheese on toast. I’ve even seen the sausage egg and cheese on a roll with mayonnaise and I think even butter too. But sausage, egg, cheese, cream cheese and jelly on wheat toast?? I even asked a couple friends afterwards if it was just me or did it sound as gross as I thought it did.