This felt like a comic I had already done before, but I’m pretty sure I haven’t. I’m sure you could see the punchline a mile away but that doesn’t change the fact that this actually happened to me on the subway and I felt so dumb for doing it. I think the other guy did too because as it happened and we both switched seats so now we were next to each other we shared this embarrassed smile. I’m sure it looked very amusing to the people on the other side.