Reason #962 that I’m glad that I don’t work in food service. Watching deli guys squirt mayo onto sandwiches isn’t very appetizing. It’s gross enough seeing how much butter they put on toast, but to hear someone ask for EXTRA butter forces me to look away.

I don’t believe in hell but if I did I’d wager there was one room where you’re forced to watch large quantities of various condiments squirted out of enormouse hoses or something like that. This is why I would never ever ever in a million years watch one of those eating contests. I’m ashamed to be from a country that invented competitive eating. Not even just because of people starving in other parts of the world, but it’s just gross and disrespectful to food.