Unfortunately the police chased this guy away before I got a chance to take a photo of him. There were already a lot of cops in the New Year’s Eve preparation so that sucked. He had another sign too that wasn’t as funny which said “Need two drunken women to take me to their place and molest me.”

If you’re unfamiliar with the spoken word song of Chris Rock’s “No Sex in the Champagne Room” there’s a line where he says “If a homeless person has a funny sign he hasn’t been homeless that long
A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny.”