This happened to me almost verbatim on Monday. I paraphrased the deli guy a tad, but it did actually happen and I thought it was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a very long time. I almost laughed out loud when he said he didn’t know what they tasted like. I suppose it makes a degree of sense, if you cut bagels all day long, maybe you eat eggs for breakfast. The deli guy was looking very serious and when he looked from the other customer to me I had this goofy grin on my face.