You know you’re a bachelor when you’ve stopped closing the bathroom door when you’re the only one there.

Aside from the conversation, this happened to me a week or so ago. I was on the can when I looked over to my kitchen when I saw a giant roach on its back flailing for its life. I just looked at it for a few moments, but decided not to leave anything to chance and got up and smashed it to pieces (you can never be too cautious). Of course, I thought of this comic idea before then and didn’t get around to it until today.