No, my taste in women isn’t quite this simple, not by a longshot. That said, whenever a woman walks past me on the sidewalk there is a part of me that has this particular thought process. It’s certainly not a requirement, but going out with a slow walker would almost be as irritating as going out with either a vegetarian or a vegan. Actually scratch that, the girl would have to be positively AMAZING if she were a vegan because that would eat at the very core of me bit by bit. I’m going on a tangent now, so I’ll just stop right here.


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