Put two guys on a park bench with little or nothing to talk about and something like this you know is just going to come up sooner or later. I was having this kind of conversation with a friend the day before yesterday. It was kind of more along the lines of the scene in Amelie when the narrator is talking about how she’d think of weird things like how many people at that particular moment were achieving orgasm (15).

We went around and came up with a lot of different things, then we started thinking of how obscure we’d have to get so that the odds were fewer of someone in the 6 billion people of the world doing that particular action the second we mentioned it.


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