I was sitting next to a twenty-something girl on the way back to New York. She was normal in every sense of the word that makes girls uninteresting. She had long nails that clearly had a lot of attention in order to get to the state they were in, she was reading Cosmopolitan, she had some crap furry coat (at the end of the Summer? Plus she tried resting it on her tray table so she could put her head down to try to sleep, not the brightest of ideas in economy class or even first class).

Anyway, we were taxiing on the runway when she was sending some text messages. When she was done she then proceeded to what looked like pick her ear with the cell phone antennae. I cannot be sure of the depth of the penetration but it was still gross.