You should be happy to know the inspiration for this comic was a guy on the street writing up his cardboard sign, and not in fact a real sign I based the punchline on. I did in fact notice that this guy was writing a lot on his sign though. I wonder who are the people who bother to read these signs that look like entire paragraphs explaining everything in their life that led these people up to those moments. It’s like Chris Rock says “If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn’t been homeless that long. A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny.”