I try never to repeat joke subjects one after the other but I decided to make an exception here. I got home and stepped into my kitchen to get something to drink and I felt my foot graze something. Yup, half-dead roach writhing belly up on my floor. Antennae and legs were still twitching and everything.

A friend of mine is telling me I have to do something about it because this appears to be a real infestation since I’ve had so many lately. Though I don’t know what I’d do because every time I see them they’re at least half dead so can I really ask for that much more? Only way it could be better is if they didn’t use my floor for their final burial ground. I think I’m fine with it for now, as long as they’re mostly immobile by the time I see them I’ll all right with it.


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