I really hope when these bar guys are checking my ID they’re trying to figure out whether or not my license is fake or not, because I usually assume the arithmetic skills of these people are sharper than the average person’s. Whenever these people take forever in checking my ID I think about how I would just be constantly thinking of the latest possible date necessary for them pass through. But who knows, maybe my brain would rot after doing this all night long. Or maybe there’re a number of things in fake IDs that they look out for on each person’s license?
One time on a friend’s 21st birthday we went to a liquor store, and the woman behind the counter examined his ID for an extremely long time. She kept on looking at the ID, then back at him, back and forth at least three times. When she finally let him buy the liquor there wasn’t even a “Happy Birthday” on her part. Even a grunt might’ve sufficed.
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