I still haven’t been to the Empire State Building, or the Statue of Liberty. I should’ve gotten that stuff out of the way my freshman year of college but my friends and I would often think of something to do and then say “Oh wait, that costs money, crap.”

What I need is more friends from out of town. That way I can go along with them on their touristy things and not feel so lame. I think every New Yorker needs some of these friends so they don’t have to feel so uncool doing touristy stuff.