My cousin and his family took me and another of their friends out for dinner last night and this was basically my experience, except that it was Indian food. I couldn’t really make this joke if it were Indian food since there’s no breakfast menu at Indian restaurants. If not for the fact that this is family I only see on occasion I would’ve noticed sooner that the food was taking absolutely forever to come. They started us with some sticks of celery, carrots, cucumber, sauce and cracker-like bread which I didn’t know the name of. Then we got some assorted appetizers which took a while in coming. Then literally about an hour later we got our tiny portions of food that consisted of the main course.

Aside from that good times were had.

Just to warn you, the restaurant was “Jewel of India” on 44th between 5th and 6th ave.