Mixed fruit cups are a huge rip off. Sometimes in the morning if my stomach feels funny I forego the usual toasted raising bagel with cream cheese (or occasional sausage egg and cheese on a roll…mmmmm…) so I get fruit instead. Mixed fruit is more like one and a half strawberries, four grapes and the remaining space is entirely filled with honey dew melon and cantaloupe. This is why I’m one of those bastards going through all the fruit cups hoping to find one that seems diverse enough that I won’t be eating melon for most of my morning. Though as hard as I search the melon always dominates, curse them. The worst situation was when I was saving the strawberries for last, but when I ate one it tasted awful. The grapes and the cantaloupe were actually the best part of that batch which I found tremendously disappointing.