Until recently I had this pizza box in my apartment. No, there wasn’t any pizza in it so there wasn’t a giant roach colony in it, but it had been there for quite some time. I didn’t even realize that it said “Seasons Greetings” on the box until I finally threw it away. I threw it away along with the bundles of magazines and newspapers that I had tied together ages ago and also extraneous cardboard boxes that I had. Which reminds me I still have to call a bunch of companies to have them stop sending me catalogs like I mentioned oh so long ago.


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