I love the film “Shaolin Soccer” for many reasons, but the best idea it presents is the idea of a utopian society where people use kung-fu to aid them in real life events and problems. I think that film has one of the most gratifying endings I’ve seen in a movie before. Stephen Chow really knows how to pull the strings to entertain the audience, which is why I’m so excited about “Kung-Fu Hustle.”

I almost fell down on my ass today when I left work because the sidewalk was particularly slippery. Fortunately I didn’t fall down completely and managed to catch myself so that I could avoid complete and utter embarrassment, and wet jeans. I think I need some boots. Even as I type that sentence, I can hear my mom emailing me.