I rag on the Greenpeace guys a lot because of their consistency, and they’re easy to spot. There are several other people out there looking for donations, like the people for starving children. I don’t know what the cause of the guy this comic is based off of but they did actually ask for five seconds of my time. I wanted to do the dick move of giving them five actual seconds and then leaving, but they probably had to deal with that all day long.