It must be very stressful to be one of these MTA workers. This one is basically verbatim of what I heard one time when I was on the subway. I would really hate hate hate to have to be the guy who makes the announcements and opens and closes the doors. I get irritated enough when one person holds up a door, nevermind that when that’s happening it’s likely to be happening on a lot of the other cars too. Yup, would kill someone.