I have a friend who said they saw an advertisement where this guy was standing next to this weird looking pile. The ad basically said “use [insert product] and you’ll sleep so well you’ll have THIS MUCH eye gunk!” Or something like that. I really don’t want to think about what the ad really looked like. Like George Carlin says, whenever something comes off of your body don’t you usually look at it first? If you’ve been picking at something all day and it comes off you don’t throw it away, you look at it an examine it hard!


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