Kick in the Head

I opened one of these Val-U-Pack coupon collections once. Once. (guess that movie reference).

But seriously, the whole coupon thing just doesn’t work for me. When I was little I used to like clipping coupons because I liked cutting on the dotted lines, but we rarely ever used the coupons. Most of them say stuff like “YOU’RE SAVING ONE DOLLAR BY USING THIS!!” My motto is always that you’re probably saving five dollars if you don’t buy the product at all.