There’s one turnstile in my subway station that I never use anymore. Either the magnetic strip heads are dirty or it just needs a tweak, but I’ve had this problem with it more than any of the other ones in the station. It gives me small amounts of joy when I go through the turnstile while someone else is using the crappy one and they have to swipe multiple times. I remember the first time I learned what “PLEASE SWIPE AGAIN AT THIS TURNSTILE” meant and thinking of how much that sucked. I don’t get it the reason for that message. Basically it’s saying you already used a fare but we’re not letting you through.

I like when he bites the turnstile.