Kick in the Head

I’ve never actually had a hamburger ruined by ketchup juice, because that would really require a lot of it now wouldn’t it? I think the ketchup juice thing is more a mental block than anything that might physically be making the burger less enjoyable. If you really think about it, once the actual ketchup comes out and covers the juice then it might as well not even be there. Maybe if you got ketchup juice on the bread and made it soggy that could be upsetting.

I also like when people throw objects with no regard for where they’re going to land, funny.